Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
