Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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