It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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