i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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