She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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