I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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