so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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