And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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