Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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