OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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