Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I AM VODKA MAN
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
This toilet bowl is my home.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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