we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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