An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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