please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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