I must be too annoying 4 u.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
sex in a hospital.. check
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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