and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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