On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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