I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
