glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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