well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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