My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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