ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm sobbing to NWA
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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