I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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