Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize