No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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