I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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