I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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