You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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