I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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