it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
wow bdsm is so cute
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize
