I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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