I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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