small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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