Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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