Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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