You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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