ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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