Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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