If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
