Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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