She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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