I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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