I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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