the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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