i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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