At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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