i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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