Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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