I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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