writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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