She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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