i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
