You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
