He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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