I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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